Journey through space to the Planet Fabulous, where the Ruler of the Universe will see you shortly.

Thursday, August 21, 2003

Back For Good

You’ll be pleased to know I have resumed my throne after the day off from being Ruler of the Universe.

At first we couldn’t find Linda Barker in the throne room until we moved a bunch of sticks covered in a leatherette throw. This actually turned out to be her.

Nothing appears to be broken. She did, however, commission five new solar systems for rollout next week, all in beige. The main stars were made of MDF.

Sigh.

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