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Friday, August 15, 2003

Special Editions

Over at the Beeb, they’re asking for alternate endings to films.

I think you should keep all films as is, but add the ‘wha-de-wap-warrr!’ from the Grange Hill theme to the end of everything depressing or remotely cliffhangery. Examples:

The end of Empire Strikes Back: Luke and Leia stare into space as Lando goes in search of Han… John Williams’ music swells, then ‘wha-de-wap-warrr’

The Matrix Reloaded: Neo’s incapacitated… pan across to some guy with a beard… ‘To Be Concluded’… ‘wha-de-wap-warrr’

Can we please do it for The Sixth Sense, too?

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