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Monday, August 11, 2003

Well, Now. Are We Surprised?

The hunt for chilled orange juice took me via the Prêt A Manger near Covent Garden yesterday. In the window was the leathery-looking director Joel Schumacher with his shopping. Including one Prowler bag.
I looked at him, he looked at me. He thought I was cruising him. I was in reality cursing him inwardly for Batman and Robin and was just about to go and shout loudly at him for committing such nonsense to celluloid when he looked at me, smiled and left.
Now this annoys me. This campy director now thinks he’s in with a chance, rather than being taken down a peg or two for movie monstrosities. Gah.

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