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Tuesday, September 23, 2003

Gasp!

How very dare they even suggest it? My slim sirens of song, Girls Aloud, are apparently putting on the pounds to such an extent they're not going to be able to fit into their pink and black Sound of the Underground tracksuits! That the amount of baco-foil to be used during a live set of No Good Advice would be equal to that the whole of Doctor Who's history!

If indeed it is true, perhaps they should just come out as porkers, and we could have the first fat girl band! Stop photoshopping the front covers. Remix the album! Call them Girls A'lard! Have the album include such hits as 'Sound of the Underwear Straining, No Cod Advice and White Pies'!

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