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Wednesday, February 11, 2004

And In The Other Bunker...

It’s interesting to note that lesbians have a similar bunker system, underneath Ikea in Croydon. Sitting behind an enormous pool table, the dumpy maiden called the ‘Lez Boss’ attends to her minions, and organising Starter Packs for new members. These consist of one cat, a baggy rugby shirt, an Indigo Girls CD, and a years subscription to Pickford’s Moving company magazine.

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