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Friday, March 19, 2004

Glitter For Brains' World Tour! Part VI

I have it on good authority that you’re no longer allowed to kill kangaroos. All pretty odd when you’ll often find kangaroo meat on the menu in some of the places that pass for restaurants.

Out of sheer curiosity I ordered it, thinking that, with the imposed hunting ban, it was either going to be ropey and old thanks to a graceful passing of old age, or have a tire mark right down the center of the steak.

What I can confirm was they weren't even slightly amused when I asked for 'Skippy'.

Never mess with a country's icons, I say.

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