Journey through space to the Planet Fabulous, where the Ruler of the Universe will see you shortly.

Monday, April 19, 2004

A Fabulous Letter

Dear Maroon 5,

I don’t care one jot for your songs, but if there’s ever a video which requires you all to be topless and writhing, we’ll gladly be on hand. Any of your hands. We’re not fussy.

The Gays xx

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