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Thursday, April 08, 2004

The Oddest Confession

While reading Billy Bathgate’s site (New Favourite Thing – more on that later) I was reminded of a letter I myself found a few weeks back while clearing out a drawer. This was penned – well crayoned – when I was six years old, addressed to Jim’ll Fix It, and read as follows:

“Dear Jim,
Please could you fix it for me to see if Doctor Who [played by Peter Davison at the time] is really an alien? You can do this by making him take off his trousers because an alien will have two or more willies.

Signed, Lee (age 6)”

What a very forward-thinking young gentleman I was.

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