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Wednesday, June 16, 2004

A Definition of 'Cosmopolitan'

After three bottles of champagne, two pitchers of cocktails and a decent measure of vodka last night, this morning was agony to step out into blistering sunshine without my late pair of sunglasses.

The problem is, I have no idea in which hemisphere of the world I left them in...

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