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Thursday, June 10, 2004

Pyro Maniac

Declan was on the phone last night. "I see Tracy Emin's tent burnt down," he said. I could just hear him playing with a lighter, and wondered whether the police had actually caught anyone. "They'd have a job to burn down anywhere with all the names of the people you'd slept with written on it, wouldn't they? I mean, for example, the Millennium Dome is so well protected..."

You know, he probably did do it, just so he could set up that joke...

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