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Monday, July 05, 2004

A Fabulous Letter

Dear Rachel Stevens,

If you're going to raise an army of denim-clad schoolgirls from the sewers to do your bidding, as per your latest video, why not be a little more adventurous with your zombie minions? Why not proceed to the seat of British power and impose your pop will on all of us, or instead of clustering around a milk float and spraying all the boys who wander past with Evian?

At least this is a step up from the last time we're sure we saw you ordering your gaggling army, running through Topshop and stripping the racks like a horde of wolverines.

Yours with love,
The Gays

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