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Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Things I Can Now Do Since My Gay Card Was Cancelled

Here's a list for you, just to show that it's not all bad.

Understand IKEA instructions without calling a lesbian.
Throw over-arm.
Drive a car without having the Spice Girls on.
Understand the comic strips in The Sun.
Know what a cricket box is for. Or, rather, not instantly think it's for pole-dancing.
Look good in a hooded top.
Know what a Jodie Marsh and a Caprice is for.

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