Journey through space to the Planet Fabulous, where the Ruler of the Universe will see you shortly.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Glitter for All!

...but then that's no more so a coincidence of what's going on around my fabulous house at the minute. As you all know, I have a long history of going to work for a new company and, not a fortnight later, at least two members of staff previously unsuspected of being Good With Colours have leapt out of the closet, singing show tunes into their new Nicky Clarke hairbrush. So is it a coincidence, we ask ourselves, that once I've moved into my SwankyLondonBridgePad, a fabulous florist has opened up a few doors down? That on Saturday morning, you can't move for men who are obviously Dancing Down The Other End of The Ballroom, looking through estate agent windows, arm-in-arm? That the corner shop has suddenly and inexplicably started stocking Babycham, and there's now a bloody big poster for Kylie Minogue at the very end of our street?

Enquiring minds need to know.

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