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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

No-One Will See The Show...

This popped in my in-box this morning:

'Dear Mr Binding,
'We apologise for the delay in dispatching your tickets to see GIRLS ALOUD, but we are currently waiting for the ticket paper to come in stock from the distributors. We will notify you when they will be mailed.'

Ticket paper? Ha! This is just the final proof that the Girls are whipping them up in their spare time. That Cheryl's a dab-hand with a glitter pen after her community service, you know.

Of course Nicola just head-butts the staples in.

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