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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Dream Come True

Look! Look at the fabulous picture! Look how ridiculous it is!


Girls Aloud! Manufactured pop band du jour playing Hammersmith Apollo! Why, that's almost as ludicrous as finding Gertie in an actual sauna!

Well, myself and three other Gentlemen of Discerning Taste went along on Sunday to check it out. Here are some Things of Note:

a) The Girls were worryingly competent. They're great dancers and only mimed for a couple of songs. Although when they did, it was hilariously obvious.
b) They were filming for the DVD release and so we tried everything to get on it. Bar streaking.
c) We were just surrounded by four year old girls. And gays and gays and gays.
d) Mel Blatt formerly of All Saints had been dragged along by her gorgeous baby and was two rows in front of us.
e) The Girls did Teenage Dirtbag. Dressed as schoolgirls.
f) They fired glitter at us at the end of the show. Either that, or the five screaming gays running up the isles throughout the performance just went bang.
g) The toilets were cruiser than a P&O ferry.
h) Vodka was cheaper than beer.
i) It was brilliant.

Of course, point 'i' distresses me now as they're starting to veer towards credible. And that's no fun at all, is it!


Miss Mish said...

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Fop said...


*muses wistfully*

That sounds completely wondrous. We would NEVER get anything like that here. You are very lucky, you British!

*frantically scrabbles around for credit card in readiness for for DVD purchase*

Rob said...

Even I'm tempted by the DVD, despite the fact that - a few excellent singles aside - I'm still not totally convinced by the Aloud. And even hardened rock critics have pronounced their show a triumph.

Mind you, I'm still amused by your assertion on Sunday that Hammersmith is local to me. It's because it and Highgate start with an H isn't it?

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