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Friday, July 29, 2005

A Fabulous Letter

Dear The IRA,

Bless you for finally agreeing to disarm. Though we would ask you this: when you put your weaponry up on eBay, be darlings and don't sell to anyone who has an Arabic-sounding log-in who's viewer feedback includes the question 'Would this fit in a rucksack?'

Lots of love,
The Gays xx
 

2 comments:

Mr Kenneth said...

Utterly fabulous letter, I agree.

But it'd have to go a long way to beat your letter to Oasis. That one should be printed, mounted, framed and nailed to their front door. (For I see them as living in one rather mancy (sic) house)

Owen Blacker said...

Lee, I love you :)