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Friday, July 01, 2005

Tom Cruise

Is it just me, or is he getting on everyone's tits at the minute?
 

6 comments:

kim said...

For values of everyone not including Katie Holmes, one would presume?

c'lam said...

give a girl a diamond and its amazing how less irritating things become

mainja said...

here here!

Eden said...

I have a running series of blog posts entitled "Tom Cruise Goes Nuts." Today's entry is about Brooke Shields's op/ed piece in today's NYT.

Jellyfish said...

Oh, come on. I think we all know that boy hasn't been anywhere NEAR tits for a very long time.

Clumber Boy said...

Tom says: I LOVE HER (Jumping on the couch) I LLLOVE HER (internal dialogue: I'm not gay) I LLLLLOVE HER (internal dialogue: I'm not gay)
Camera two- While Tom still jumping on the couch
Tom says: (internal dialogue: I'm not...) I LOVE HER (internal dialogue: And I'm not gay), YES I LOVE HER (internal dialogue: Feels so good, she's the only girl that's ever fingered me)
I LOVE HER, OPRAH YOU SHOULD TRY IT!