Journey through space to the Planet Fabulous, where the Ruler of the Universe will see you shortly.
For values of everyone not including Katie Holmes, one would presume?
give a girl a diamond and its amazing how less irritating things become
I have a running series of blog posts entitled "Tom Cruise Goes Nuts." Today's entry is about Brooke Shields's op/ed piece in today's NYT.
Oh, come on. I think we all know that boy hasn't been anywhere NEAR tits for a very long time.
Tom says: I LOVE HER (Jumping on the couch) I LLLOVE HER (internal dialogue: I'm not gay) I LLLLLOVE HER (internal dialogue: I'm not gay)Camera two- While Tom still jumping on the couchTom says: (internal dialogue: I'm not...) I LOVE HER (internal dialogue: And I'm not gay), YES I LOVE HER (internal dialogue: Feels so good, she's the only girl that's ever fingered me)I LOVE HER, OPRAH YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
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Matthew Fox / Lost
Jake Gyllenhaal / Brokeback Mountain
Chris Evans / Fantastic Four
Glitter for Brains has adopted a celeb. And intends to love
them and squeeze them and call them George.
It's Cher, everyone!