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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

One Sign You're A Middle-Age Gay

Slapping your forehead in the middle of a management meeting and saying "Damn! I forgot to buy Quorn!"
 

8 comments:

stroponstoke said...

Oh my god I am middle aged at 33. Gay is fine but middle aged?? and damn I HAVE forgotten to buy the Quorn.

Fab blog as ever x

St. Dickeybird said...

What is Quorn?

Lee said...

Oh some meat substitute thing.

Basically, the food equivalent of a lesbian strap-on.

CyberPete said...

Like marmite?

Dantallion said...

Another sign you're a middle aged gay? Celebrating your 25th birthday, apparently.

St. Dickeybird said...

You mean strapons aren't food themselves?

Reluctant Nomad said...

Technically speaking, I'm middle-aged, but I would NEVER willingly put a meat substitue in my mouth!

goblinbox said...

Only one sign? So I'm not a middle-aged gay after all?