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Oh my god I am middle aged at 33. Gay is fine but middle aged?? and damn I HAVE forgotten to buy the Quorn.Fab blog as ever x
What is Quorn?
Oh some meat substitute thing.Basically, the food equivalent of a lesbian strap-on.
Another sign you're a middle aged gay? Celebrating your 25th birthday, apparently.
You mean strapons aren't food themselves?
Technically speaking, I'm middle-aged, but I would NEVER willingly put a meat substitue in my mouth!
Only one sign? So I'm not a middle-aged gay after all?
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