Journey through space to the Planet Fabulous, where the Ruler of the Universe will see you shortly.
i might need the back-story on that one.....
"There are no accidents."
I could just feel the latrine at your feet. And I shudder accordingly.
Flipsy, your blog is superb and I rave about it all over Canada. We're starved for your intelligence and sterlingly fine sense of humour.
Eeeew.Surly Girl's right. The where, the when, the how, and - above all - the why?
morgalou - you beat me to it.Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwww ...
Ewwww. But at least you didn't eat the mint at the bottom of the urinal.
Gross. Is that said over there? Well it means ewwwww.
...wrings out socks. Burns feet.
Indeed.Well, the back-story is I sometimes forget my shoes. And then I forgot that I'd forgotten my shoes, and went into the Gents here. I have thus burnt a pair of socks in horror.
Better to wring out socks than the knees on your trousers...
Were you sober at the time? These traumas are always a little easier when inebriated.
I *never* drink, Snooze!(pause)Actually, I can't back that up.And you, young St Dickeybird, are filthy. We approve.
Sounds a bit Britney Spears-esque, doesn't it?
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