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Friday, December 02, 2005

Crayola Update

Tonight I shall be rubbing something else over my naked body, for I decided to give the crayons to a colleague who has a lovely little girl. She draws pictures with such concentration, she pokes her tongue out the side of her mouth when she's trying not to outside the lines.

There. One good deed done today - that'll get me into heaven! Ignoring the fact that they weren't mine to give away, he's now guilty of accepting stolen goods, and that I once ran over a kitten. With a lawn mower.
 

15 comments:

Logan said...

She probably would have rather had that sticky-snatch doll instead.

Mr Kenneth said...

Did you really run over a kitten with a lawn mower? How fabulous!

In yer face simpering kitty lovers! Meet the marvellous mincing mower of mortality!

Kellycat said...

It's what the kitten would have wanted. Who wants to go to heaven anyway? - it's full of people who have been good all their lives. And you'll be stuck with them for eternity. It'll be like going on a caravaning holiday with Daniel O'Donnell.

So assuming you'll be popping over your friend's this weekend, just to drop in and say hello, see how their little girl's getting on, maybe have at look at what artwork she's produced, and perhaps demonstrate how that would have looked so much better in "fuschia"...

surly girl said...

*sulks*

Dantallion said...

What precisely will you be rubbing all over your naked body in lieu of the crayons? And will there be pictures?

Snooze said...

That was a very good deed. Giving a child stolen goods. Always good to start training her to fence items. Today it's crayons, tomorrow, diamonds.

morgalou said...

Hmm. That thing about the tongue-sticking-out-of-the-mouth style of concentration.... the Boy Wonder still does that when he's writing. Perhaps I should give him some crayons?

Is a jumbo Crayola box a suitable Christmas present for a 26 year old, do you think, or would a nice friendly doctor with a white coat & a sympathetic attitude be of more use?

AndyT13 said...

Ah! Hahahahaha! A kitten! WITH A LAWN MOWER! AH! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*wipes eyes* oh my...
hee hee that's classic, I'll say. I fiished my novel. 50,000 words in 20 days. Are you proud?
I've been sending my glittery New Yrk friends your way. They love you too.
Cheers!

Vampire Librarian said...

Did you give the child a hot plate to go with the crayons?

Reluctant Nomad said...

one has to feel sorry for that lawnmower.

zinc alloy said...

You RAN OVER A KITTEN WITH A LAWN MOWER?! And you leave us hanging without any explanation whatsoever? For the love of GOD, man, tell us all about it.

kyknoord said...

It's fine - nine lives and all that.

surly girl said...

*whining* where aaaaare you? i need my gays.

MinCat said...

where did you go? come back!!!! fastly!

epicurist said...

You used a lawwn mower? That's how we make General Meow's chicken.