2. Never make a fool of yourself.
3. Do not talk to the boss if you've even had a whiff of alcohol.
4. Do not go near a camera.

(shudder)

Matthew Fox / Lost

Jake Gyllenhaal / Brokeback Mountain

Chris Evans / Fantastic Four
13 comments:
Which one are you?
The one with the tits.
Looks like you avoided every last one of those :)
Welcome back handsome!
eek!
My god, that's one stretchy mouth. The Wife must be very happy indeed :-)
You did your good deed and by comparison made everyone else look sober, sane, and responsible.
It's amazing how the Pink get so brave about bosoms when they've had a drink. Mind you,I always assume that they're trying to see if you've got a set of the Kylie-designed lingerie on underneath.
my, what a big mouth you have...
Countless glasses, a party-popper strewn table, an overly large festive table centrepiece, alcohol-induced groping and a paper hat.... now that's a Christmas party!
Heehee. It's not just the pink that get a little overzealous with boobies when drunk...
Oh dear.
You do at least have very nice teeth.
Is the bloke at the oher end related to Devine?
Actually - on relection,that IS an incredibly wide mouth. I am sure it has a potentially profitable commercial use
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