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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The (Abridged) Rules of Work Christmas Parties

1. Never get drunk.
2. Never make a fool of yourself.
3. Do not talk to the boss if you've even had a whiff of alcohol.
4. Do not go near a camera.

HNNK!

(shudder)

13 comments:

Brad Fitt said...

Which one are you?

Lee said...

The one with the tits.

CyberPete said...

Looks like you avoided every last one of those :)

Welcome back handsome!

quaisi said...

eek!

Qenny said...

My god, that's one stretchy mouth. The Wife must be very happy indeed :-)

Snooze said...

You did your good deed and by comparison made everyone else look sober, sane, and responsible.

Miss Mish said...

It's amazing how the Pink get so brave about bosoms when they've had a drink. Mind you,I always assume that they're trying to see if you've got a set of the Kylie-designed lingerie on underneath.

mainja said...

my, what a big mouth you have...

morgalou said...

Countless glasses, a party-popper strewn table, an overly large festive table centrepiece, alcohol-induced groping and a paper hat.... now that's a Christmas party!

The Lady Muck said...

Heehee. It's not just the pink that get a little overzealous with boobies when drunk...

Spinsterella said...

Oh dear.

You do at least have very nice teeth.

Kellycat said...

Is the bloke at the oher end related to Devine?

coolbuddha said...

Actually - on relection,that IS an incredibly wide mouth. I am sure it has a potentially profitable commercial use