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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Office Etiquette #563

DO SAY:
"My, what a large and attractive corsage you have there. It looks lovely!"

DON'T SAY:
"Fuck me, love. What's that strapped to your tit?"

13 comments:

Sam said...

lol...sounds rather similar to the lessons we had to give our previous receptionist! :)

Dantallion said...

"Fuck me, love. What's that strapped to your tit?"

I used that on my former assistant once. Of course, it was an office party, we were all drunk, and the that I was refering to was her boyfriend.

Kirses said...

as subtle as a brick

Fuckkit said...

Do say: "You appear to have spilt something down your front."

Don't say: "Your tits have leaked."

The Lady Muck said...

Do say: what a fabulous decollette you have
Don't say: Christ can you breathe in that? You almost had my eyes out...

epicurist said...

brilliantly subtle. I love it.

St. Dickeybird said...

That's been one of my more successful pickup lines, actually.

Jaclyn said...

have you been drinking on the job again?

oh wait, what am i saying....

tornwordo said...

After attending the birth:

Do say: "It was a miracle watching as your baby girl came came into the world."

Don't say: "I can't believe how gigantic your vagina opened and how her squeezed head looked all pointy and alien coming out."

mainja said...

i would clap with glee if you said to me "fuck me, love. what's that strapped to your tit?"

mostly because it would be an invitation to fuck you...

(sorry love, couldn't resist).

kyknoord said...

Oh man, I get caught out by that one EVERY damned time.

Tickersoid said...

Steel workers etiquette

DON'T SAY:
"Houston, we have a problem."

DO SAY:
"What the fuck you doing up there ya peodophilic cunt, there's liquid steel pissing all over the place."

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