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lol...sounds rather similar to the lessons we had to give our previous receptionist! :)
"Fuck me, love. What's that strapped to your tit?"I used that on my former assistant once. Of course, it was an office party, we were all drunk, and the that I was refering to was her boyfriend.
as subtle as a brick
Do say: "You appear to have spilt something down your front."Don't say: "Your tits have leaked."
Do say: what a fabulous decollette you haveDon't say: Christ can you breathe in that? You almost had my eyes out...
brilliantly subtle. I love it.
That's been one of my more successful pickup lines, actually.
have you been drinking on the job again?oh wait, what am i saying....
After attending the birth:Do say: "It was a miracle watching as your baby girl came came into the world."Don't say: "I can't believe how gigantic your vagina opened and how her squeezed head looked all pointy and alien coming out."
i would clap with glee if you said to me "fuck me, love. what's that strapped to your tit?"mostly because it would be an invitation to fuck you...(sorry love, couldn't resist).
Oh man, I get caught out by that one EVERY damned time.
Steel workers etiquetteDON'T SAY:"Houston, we have a problem."DO SAY:"What the fuck you doing up there ya peodophilic cunt, there's liquid steel pissing all over the place."
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