Wednesday, February 08, 2006
There. Now I've got you all onside, I can begin...
Land of... My memories mostly involve an aquaduct, cold, a peacock, a terrifying game of truth or dare, and the far-too-late-in-coming realisation that Doctor Who conventions are truly dull. Of course, it's best not to realise this when you're stuck at one in Swansea. I mean, what are you going to do instead!?
Look at me, here two minutes and I've already alienated literally ones of Lee's readers.
When Lee asked me if I wanted this gig while he was away, I could swear he said he was going to spend a fortnight in Wales. None of this "off on holiday" business. In fact, I've just checked my emails. He definitely said Wales. Now, that can't be a holiday.
Well, whatever, I'm sure he'll return in two weeks, replete with straw donkey, a bottle of ouzo and seventeen shades of lovebite.
Off he's gone, and you're left with me and the kitten. Not that this is my kitten, but a bit of creative internettery borrowing never killed anyone. I'm sure you'll be coming face to face with my hairy, ginger pussy before my time here is up. But it's not all cheap filth here while Lee's away, oh no.
Warm up your pens and papers for Friday, let me warn you now. We'll be engaging in a group activity. Oh, yes. I didn't give up on a teacher training degree for nothing! (You may even wish to use coloured pencils.) And, next week, we'll be conducting some experiments that will conclusively settle the eternal cats-v-dogs argument. You will need: a cat, a dog, a camera and a wide-angle lens.
Oh, hang on. There we have it, then. I've just had textual intercourse with Lee, and it is confimed: Wales it is. So, stalkery guy on the comments board (What is that? Like, the 15th stalker Lee's had?), off you go! And if you want to try stalking me, don't bother - I'M ALREADY BEHIND YOU!
Oh, I slay me. I really do.
Inserted by David at 10:20 am