Journey through space to the Planet Fabulous, where the Ruler of the Universe will see you shortly.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

...But The Moment Has Been Prepared For

I'm taking a break.

Yeah, I know. We win an award and then we fuck off on holiday with the winnings to spend it all on cheap vodka and even cheaper go-go dancers. But those little latino boys need to get their income somehow, and lets face it, we are a charitable organisation. God knows that's true - you should have seen some of the people we've 'escorted home' at 2am some nights. I didn't get the name of this one, but I swear his day job was curdling milk.

Actually its not like that. You know I mentioned I've been working 15 hours a day? Well, what's the worst thing you could get in the other nine hours? That's right! Insomnia! So I'm taking a couple of weeks off to go and relax. See sunshine again. Finally put all my doilies into order and watch 'Now Voyager'.

We're leaving you with £20 for the milkman, and a rather wonderful guest. Apparently the first thing they're going to do is show you their pussy, so make sure you pop by tomorrow to compare and contrast to a bear-trapper's hat. Be nice to them. And I'll see you all in a fortnight.

11 comments:

The Lady Muck said...

See ya later Lee, rest up chicken...

MinCat said...

kk...have a nice rest then. :)

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Bon voyage.

*waves demurely*

Tickersoid said...

Humph!!
Just as I was starting to stalk you.

You 'Rulers of the Known Universe,' are all the same.

I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that last sentence.
OK it's a bit contrived but I got it in.

You'll feel alot more relaxed after you've recharged your batteries. I know I always do!

Que; groan, eyeball rolling and head shaking.

Lee said...

Hey don't forget to stalk the new guy. He's very good.

morgalou said...

Have fun, Lee. Go & get a lovely tan and come back all healthy and glowy....

Ooh, and bring us back an improbably large paper cocktail umbrella, if you please.

Jaclyn said...

happy trails! we will miss your coffee-coming-out-the-nose humor for the next two weeks.

that's what you mean when you say fortnight, right?

Tickersoid said...

OK, I'll stalk the new guy.

That's why I got kicked out of stalker college.

Lack of commitment.

Spike said...

Sleep late and shag much!

CyberPete said...

I love it, I'm going to London and Lee flees the fair city. Mind you, I'd do the same.

Snooze said...

Your selfless generosity towards little latino boys has brought a tear to my eye. Bravo Lee, bravo.