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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Update About Last Night

Don't I remind you of a young Dolly Parton?

I woke up in my afro half an hour late for work and smelling of Brut.

So no change there from normal.


PS - she burst into tears right on cue. Amazing.

19 comments:

CyberPete said...

Love the wig. It looks so....natural?

Lee said...

It was a fire hazard.

First Nations said...

a migrating sheep falls from the skies. yet you still manage to look devestating.

First Nations said...

..devastating.
glorious, anyway.
*shuffles off muttering and scratching*

Lee said...

Apparently I was 'da bomb'

Unfortunately I went off about 11pm.

Lippy said...

to die for, I'd say!

Chris said...

For a moment I thought Dolly Parton was guest-writing your blog.

Qenny said...

It's all done in the best POSSIBLE taste!

I'm sure it is.

Tickersoid said...

The ideal wig to avoid being dragged into the 'cavernous breach'.

kim said...

AAaaaaaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! aAAAAAAAAH!

/peeks out from behind hands

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh!

/cries

Logan said...

Oh, mah Ghod.

I just wish I could have been there when the afro was still in its pod, simmering on medium heat, right when it popped and all the fabulous exploded out.

Frank said...

"PS - she burst into tears right on cue. Amazing."

Awww, poor Fairty Wings Woman.

Fuckkit said...

Excuse me sir but have you recently upset a candy floss wielding pikey?

Lee said...

Why only yesterday, Fuckkit! How uncanny!

mr null said...

I think you should've got some fake breasts on the go and done the whole 'dolly parton' look ;-)

Owen Blacker said...

Oh my God. I loved you in Charlie's Angels!

Miss Mish said...

I think your Fairy Godmother had PMS on the day she created that look.

Spike said...

Fabulous.

AndyT13 said...

Priceless! Simply priceless!