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Thursday, June 08, 2006

Drunker

Well, it turns out there is something worse than having to put your duvet on when you're drunk. And that is getting drunk in a park on cheap British wine and falling asleep, awaking to find that the park's locked and you have to dig your way out using a broken Advocaat bottle.

That is all.

4 comments:

Just Call Me Fabulous said...

No way. That did not actually happen to you. That would be entirely too priceless.

Rob said...

I just don't believe it would be Advocaat.

The park and the bottle, however, I can completely believe.

Neep said...

What about getting drunk at a political booze up, being bundled into a taxi by your local mp and waking up on the floor of your sisters hostel in a puddle of her vomit?

And then finding out that you didn't quite get the door of the taxi open the night before and got a bit of vomit on the door, so your darling sister handed over your credit card for the $100 fine?

21 days into my 2 month break from drinking.

Qenny said...

Oh, you're not turning into one of them Holland Park dogging types are you?