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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

New Fact

Of course there is an easy way to spot Gentlemen Who Like Wigs at the gym.

Look for any man who's got his machine set on 'calories' rather than 'distance'. Chances are that's Showboat that's on their iPod.

12 comments:

Sam said...

lol, i am SO guilty of that, hehe...

AndyT13 said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Every time you put one of these up it's me all over! Well, to be fair I alternate between distance and calories, so there you have it.

DanProject76 said...

I am a poof but have never even been inside a gym. Do I now have to hand in my Homosexual Reward Points Card?

First Nations said...

i am not a poof, have never been in a gym and do not have a Rewards Card. I do however lift freeweights in the garage while my dh works on his harley, which is rather like how this one porn video i saw started...see, there were these two guys, one is older, and the younger one is lifting weights and the older one says 'you want a spot?' and he

what were we saying?

Snooze said...

Very valid observations.

Rob said...

Oh bollocks.

Guilty as charged.

Damn you!

Sam said...

oh my own personal favourite observation tool in the gym, see what tv channel they have their listening to on their headphones...if they are bobbing along on the machine to the best of britney hour on the music video channel as opposed to sports, one does have to wonder! :)

Qenny said...

Oo-er. I feel all my gay energy slipping away. I use the "time" setting, because 5 minutes on a treadmill is boring enough for one visit, IMHO.

Concrete X said...

I think I might be in love with firstnations. but not until I know what a 'dh' is.

Dickon Edwards said...

The truth hurts.

Dave Owen said...

I sometimes set it to distance and sometimes to calories.

Harking back to an previous Pink Metric, I also owned a typewriter as a child. But was adept at stripping it down and servicing it as well as writing fanzines on it.

Spike said...

1.
Yer bisexual then, Dave.

2.
What Dan Project said.