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Monday, July 24, 2006

Fifteen Days

I'm back.

I want to say tanned and rested, but that's far from the case. My utter adoration for Dicky for taking over for the last fortnight, and not actually making good on his promise to spill all the beans on my Darkest Secrets. And, oh, does he have some doozies. For those of you who emailed me, yes he is real, yes he is my ex boyfriend, yes he does sound a bit like me doesn't he, and yes he is devastatingly handsome. Check out some pictures of him here.

So what's been happening?

On the first day I started a new job.
On the fourth day, in a backward turn of events, I left my old job.
On the fifth day I went to see Superman Returns.
On the twelfth day my mother met some firemen.
And on the fifteenth day, my dear boyfriend, The Wife, my partner for the last four years, split.

The next few days are these stories.

26 comments:

mr null said...

Oh no! That's shocking news! Chin up.

As to Dickys entries - top stuff; bring 'im back for another round of writing!

Qenny said...

Very sorry to hear you and The Wife have parted company. Although that is making me think the firemen story might have more to it than it would have done. Or possibly a return visit by the nice young man whose kick-boxing had given him very well-defined abs, which he seemed keen for you to take an interest in.

morgalou said...

Oh, very sad to hear the news about the Wife.

Did your mother get the numbers of any of those firemen? It's amazing what a flash of hose and a shiny helmet can do to lift the mood....

kyknoord said...

As in "left you", or "mitosis"? Either way, that's bad.

Jaclyn said...

I have missed your musings, and look forward to reading your stories about the topics outlined here.

Especially the one about the firemen and your mother.

I'm very sorry to hear about The Wife. I hope you are doing ok.

CyberPete said...

I'm so sorry to hear about you and the Wife. Hope you are alright.

But now you can go hunting for firemen with your mum.

AndyT13 said...

So sorry to hear abou tthe wife darling. I hope you're holding up OK

mainja said...

good god. you have an awful lot going on in your life these days don't you? not doing anything by half measures...

here's hoping you're holding up. *many big hugs*

DanProject76 said...

Hey... I should have realised Dicky was the one from the Attitude feature. Dur...

Sorry to hear about your wife man.

Vesper said...

WHAT??!?!?!? oh my god.

here for you darling.

Snooze said...

I hope this is temporary with the Wife. For everything else, I look forward to reading your tales.

Frank said...

Oh no! Hope you're holding up.

Limehouse Dan said...

Hold up the cackle, dear. I need a harmony.

x

coolbuddha said...

Awful news. Hope you can work it out with The Wife. Take care.

No Shit Sherlock said...

Oh no! Sweetie. He was never good enough for you, I always said that...
Good luck with the new job babe.

JayMaster said...

sorry about the split - hope yuo are both OK. Jay x

tornwordo said...

Oh no! Unless split means something else over there, lol.

Can't wait for the stories....

mike said...

I don't often comment here. But, poo, rotten news about the split. :-(

Da Nator said...

Oh, dear - can't add much to the previous but I'm sorry, and sending you good thoughts. (But not boring good, of course.)

Lippy said...

Oh lovely - hope you're OK.
And you've started the new job without the "me standing you a coffee " gig happening, damn! And you won't be able to skive next week cos you're the new boy , no fair!

Spike said...

What Morgalou and Cyberpete said.

Perry Neeham said...

I don't know you well enough to make a joke without sounding like an unsympathetic dickhead. With deepest sympathy . . .

Sean said...

I guess shit happens even to the Ruler of the Known Universe.

From personal experience, I know that complete strangers have an important role to play when it comes to recovering after a significant other has split. (I'll leave you to imagine what should be done with those complete strangers; from reading your blog, I gather you have the talents and know how to find them!)

Seriously, all this particular complete stranger has to offer is empathy, whatever you're feeling; perhaps that'll be clearer, even to yourself, once you're posted something for general consumption.

Look after yourself, Lee. All the best!

Myles said...

How awful about you and the wife!

So anyway, on a brighter note, does that men you're available now?!

ViVi said...

oh dear, I'm so sorry.

And here I am with six bottles of champagne just begging for a reason to be opened. If this doesn't qualify I don't know what does.

In any case, I'm sending you big hugs.

Just Call Me Fabulous said...

The Wife has left?!? Oh no, deepest sympathies. I'm very sorry Lee.