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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Nay Sayers

Poor old Matthew Broderick, the once-beautiful-now-settled actor - and for that you can gaily read 'porky' or 'now goes to the same tailor as David Boreanaz'. Not only is his film career now inversely proportional to the pie he's been eating, but he's also married to the equine Glitter For Brains favourite Sarah Jessica Parker.

Yes, we love Sarah Jessica Parker over in our glittering corner of the web. If we ever see her hoofing around London, we doubt we'd be able to contain the urge to stroke her nose and give her a sugar-lump, giving her a firm, flat slap on the back rump as she whinnies down the red carpet. Have you smelled her new fragrance, 'Sarah Jessica Parker's "Lovely"'? A heady mix of sweat and hay, we'll have you know. And they may be a slightly smug Hollywood couple (bar her urge to nag - ha!) but the rhubarb in their part of the garden is exceptional...

Anyway. You can see why we almost swallowed our own tongue laughing at this.

Oh yes. Why the long face, Sarah? Hmm? Do tell.

10 comments:

mainja said...

blogger ate my comment. :(

CyberPete said...

After all that. Marrying SJP, a failing movie career and a trip to pepperidge farm. Now he finally found out that Inspector Gadget was only a part he played and that he doesn't actually have a hose with toothpaste installed.

Poor Matthew!

Snooze said...

I had great hopes for him after Torch Song Trilogy. It's sad really what happens to cute men who stay straight.

Adam said...

Poor Matthew. He'll soon be back in the saddle and I'm sure Sarah can't wait to get the bit between her teeth again... arf!

Qenny said...

The poor man's modelling himself of the Prince of Wales. I wonder if he'll start his own organic food company, too.

Now I can't get SJP's nose out of my head. I want to blow up her nostrils to make it go away, but I don't think that's gonna work.

morgalou said...

Sorry, lost me at "David Boreanaz".
*stubs toe on the ground & blushes coyly*

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Oh dear. How ludicrously tragic, to coin a phrase.

AndyT13 said...

Hunh! Who knew he was a car killer? Geez you'd think they would have given Vince Neil a pass too but "Oh No!" He's a drunken rock musician as opposed to a bad actor. OK, I loved Ferris Beuller's Day Off but still...

Gareth said...

I've always seen JSP as a forlon abandoned flamingo

Dinah said...

I never get tired of SJP/equine comparisons.