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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

To Us, Guilt Is What Surrounds a Mirror

This more or less sums up the phenomenon of Gay Guilt:

We'll gladly sleep with anybody's boyfriend, but if so much as half a muffin passes our lips, we spend the day fretting about when we will get to the gym.

4 comments:

Inexplicable DeVice said...

And the mirror had better be full length!

ATG said...

You mean I've been channeling Gay Guilt my entire adulthood? Well, that explains a lot.

(I even have a t shirt that says "Hold my purse while I kiss your boyfriend")

Southbank Samurai said...

Errrmmmm. Who the hell is "we"? I hope you are being ironically glib. I think you'll find me and my peers as pure as the driven. Manogamy and skinny muffs all the way.

Trashbinder said...

No, he's right. Eating cock by the dozen doesn't even register on the guiltometer, but munching anything outside of the M&S 'Good For You' range brings us out in hives.