Journey through space to the Planet Fabulous, where the Ruler of the Universe will see you shortly.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Forget all the stalker problems and hideous applications about being a pirate vampire, the true horror of Facebook is when you see that your morbidly overweight uncle 'went from being in a relationship to in an open relationship' in your news feed.
Works on: Vodka No, I meant career: Oh. Er, designer. Amongst other things. You're best described as: 'Sanguine'. Or 'Choking Hazard'. Take your pick. Is it true you are the Ruler of the Universe?: Yes again. Mailed at: This address Twitter? Here!