Journey through space to the Planet Fabulous, where the Ruler of the Universe will see you shortly.
Monday, February 02, 2009
London in the snow is pretty much like a fat girl in a new party dress. There's a novel prettiness about it for a full half-hour, but you just know by the end of the night it's going to be miserable, wet, and look like shit.
Works on: Vodka No, I meant career: Oh. Er, designer. Amongst other things. You're best described as: 'Sanguine'. Or 'Choking Hazard'. Take your pick. Is it true you are the Ruler of the Universe?: Yes again. Mailed at: This address Twitter? Here!