Monday, May 17, 2010
Hello, what's this? A new Kylie album? How lovely! Who isn't going to be drawn in by its gorgeous cover depicting Dame Minogue calling all the Gentlemen Who've Locomotioned to prayer?
And - bonus - the first single 'All the Lovers' is about on the interweb too. It's fabulous, and has Kylie once again doing that seductive, breathy singing she's taken to of late (perhaps vocal chords botoxed as well?) to ask us why we're not dancing. Sweet of you to ask, love, but I've had a really long day. Popped my knee out in yoga this morning and been walking in circles ever since.
She then goes on to state that 'All the lovers that have gone before don't compare to you.' Aww sweet! Which is basically saying to me 'Look, I've been around the block a bit. So much so that my minky now looks like a bulldog eating porridge. But you know what? It's all good because you, my lovely, can actually touch the sides.'
And that's proper romance if you ask me. Its out in June. I'm going to buy it. You should too.